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Mistaken identity
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices a beautiful woman behind him. She raises her hand and smiles to him. He is taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from.
Guy: "Sorry, do you know me?"
Woman: "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful to his wife. "Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher."
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The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
Albert Einstein, German-born theoretical physicist, and nobel laureate for physics (1921)
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Funny Facts about Japan
Japanese are known to be hard working, entrepreneurial and have successfully rebounded after a crushing defeat in World War II. Here are some amazing facts about Japan and Japanese people.
1. Over 90% of the Japanese population buy a comic-magazine daily
2. Japan is a country of over 6,000 islands and has more than 40 active volcanoes
3. The Tokyo Zoo is perhaps the only one in the world which closes two months every year so that the animals can have a holiday from visitors
4. Paintballs are standard issue to police officers in Tokyo - when chasing a suspect they splatter them with indelible paint, visible under flourescent light, which makes them easily identifiable when apprehended.
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